Finally! A teen craze I can relate to

But….but I'm 24 and wished for this.

I actually thought his last book, pirate latitudes, was quite good.

Fair enough Danus, fair enough.

To be fair to them though, it's not like there was really any football going on at the time, because Notre Dame accidentally switched planes with Saint Mary's School for the Armless (This is a joke about how they couldn't tackle, I hope you enjoyed it)

Midwesterners prefer hoofing it to the shitter shithole of Wrigley Field in my experience. Not that there aren't some who also pretend to be Sawx fans too.

Hey! I saw them at the Canopy Club four years ago!

Corrupt bakers?! I had no idea the bread of my ancestors had fallen so far.

Flogging Molly's problem (and I agree that Speed of Darkness is fairly good) is that they don't do the Irish sea chanty thing they used to do. It's a lot more introspective and politically charged these days. Most people only like 'em for Drunken Lullabies anyway so if they don't have that type of song anymore it's…

Sehrve's 'im roight. Oi don' need no fookin Indies 'roun here if yeh catch me meanin

Except for every Sunday (sometimes Monday), when they shit on a field.

If makin' tasteless jokes about atrocities is wrong, well then I don't wanna be right.

You're entering a realm which is unusual. Maybe it's magic, or contains
some kind of monster… The second one. Prepare to enter the Scary Door.

I'm not sure I'd want to see an "On the Road" style TV show about Mabel and Dipper. It might crush my innocence.

Still won't hold a candle to my "Triumph of the Will" playset.

I kinda wanna see the movie Spike Lee thinks Django is. I imagine it's full of ridiculously thumbs-up portrayals of slavery and Lee Van Cleef.

To me it sounds like one of those bullshit names the military gives their operations. This is the one where we pretend to stop the drone strikes, but really we don't.

At least this time he'd be right. Shit's ridiculous.

'M more like

I'm not sure they make "Fun-time Auschwitz" action figures though. ("Now with refillable mass grave!")