True. Really they should be living in Gold Coast or Lincoln Park or something to fit in with the yuppies. Also, they should all be in one apartment. Or it could be an amusing comedy where they live on the west side and have to deal with all the crippling gang wars as they try to live their single-person-apartment…

True. Really they should be living in Gold Coast or Lincoln Park or something to fit in with the yuppies. Also, they should all be in one apartment. Or it could be an amusing comedy where they live on the west side and have to deal with all the crippling gang wars as they try to live their single-person-apartment…

I love Chicago in the winter. Seeing the lake freeze over into these crazy shapes, feeling the wind howl down between the buildings and knowing you can just duck into some bar or restaurant to warm up is great. Though it is also a great summer city. What I'm saying basically is that I love Chicago.

I love Chicago in the winter. Seeing the lake freeze over into these crazy shapes, feeling the wind howl down between the buildings and knowing you can just duck into some bar or restaurant to warm up is great. Though it is also a great summer city. What I'm saying basically is that I love Chicago.

We can embarrass ourselves so much more, you just wait. 'Sides, if it weren't for us who would the rest of the world be able to target as the pinnacle of greed and stupidity?

We can embarrass ourselves so much more, you just wait. 'Sides, if it weren't for us who would the rest of the world be able to target as the pinnacle of greed and stupidity?

On the other hand, those are some nice houses he's listing. Not that it contributes anything to this guy's moral degeneration, but I thought I'd say it.

On the other hand, those are some nice houses he's listing. Not that it contributes anything to this guy's moral degeneration, but I thought I'd say it.

But I've been suggesting Yakov Smirnov go into real estate for years! Think of all the amusing anecdotes about Russian houses.

But I've been suggesting Yakov Smirnov go into real estate for years! Think of all the amusing anecdotes about Russian houses.

"Against the diarrhea rising in my gut, there can be no victory"

"Against the diarrhea rising in my gut, there can be no victory"

And then come the "I found a finger in my hot sauce" lawsuits.

And then come the "I found a finger in my hot sauce" lawsuits.

I'd be willing to give someone 5 bucks for saying "gives it to us raw and wriggling" at a Denny's. And then they have to sing Gollum's fish song.

I'd be willing to give someone 5 bucks for saying "gives it to us raw and wriggling" at a Denny's. And then they have to sing Gollum's fish song.

I…enjoy stardust. At least in that he isn't playing a shitty parody of himself like all of his other current movies.

I…enjoy stardust. At least in that he isn't playing a shitty parody of himself like all of his other current movies.

As long as it's Sanchez who writes the music and not Swift, I'm ok with this. She can sing or play a tambourine or something.

As long as it's Sanchez who writes the music and not Swift, I'm ok with this. She can sing or play a tambourine or something.