There's gotta be a Gilgamesh movie eventually, right? He's gotta be at least as famous as John Carter.

There's gotta be a Gilgamesh movie eventually, right? He's gotta be at least as famous as John Carter.

There's a lot of quasi-true stuff in the Bible when you read between the lines, such as the transition from hunting and gathering to a life of herding and husbandry, or the creation of metal tools. For that reason, I like to think of the book of Genesis as actual history recorded by schizophrenics, which actually…

There's a lot of quasi-true stuff in the Bible when you read between the lines, such as the transition from hunting and gathering to a life of herding and husbandry, or the creation of metal tools. For that reason, I like to think of the book of Genesis as actual history recorded by schizophrenics, which actually…

So it goes…

So it goes…

Sometimes I think about the fact that there are some great films that cost less than Natalie Portman's prorated salary and special effects for that one scene, and then I want to punch something…

Sometimes I think about the fact that there are some great films that cost less than Natalie Portman's prorated salary and special effects for that one scene, and then I want to punch something…

How about World War II. That was a lot more popular than the first one.

How about World War II. That was a lot more popular than the first one.

Meet the new kidnappers, same as the old kidnappers…

Meet the new kidnappers, same as the old kidnappers…

God: Remember when I promised to cast you out of heaven last?
Satan: That's right God, you did!
God: I lied…

God: Remember when I promised to cast you out of heaven last?
Satan: That's right God, you did!
God: I lied…

That would be like A Scanner Darkly. The Father and the Son are consubstantial, so Jesus would just be looking for himself.

That would be like A Scanner Darkly. The Father and the Son are consubstantial, so Jesus would just be looking for himself.

Jesus: "Bitches, stay."

Jesus: "Bitches, stay."

I want to see, Jesus Christ: Necromancer.

I want to see, Jesus Christ: Necromancer.