Isn't he James Bond?

The nostalgia of S1 though… It taught me how to properly enjoy life!

I bet he'd get so much mossy bank.

This show has awesome vending machines. I wish I had vending machines that had soup and burritos…

That was, :'(, beautiful :'(

Treason.

My prediction is that she makes another person into a Minotaur. She then adds the decapitated Minotaur head to this second body. Thus, the Hydro-Taur was born!

Dreams?
I just want that one played…

Isn't he supposed to be the Supreme?

My top pick was Madison, but with this new information, I have to say Misty too. After that, none of the choices are as fun, except for maybe the clairvoyant girl…

To clarify what I meant: she killed them. Then burned them. Had they died before she got to them, there wouldn't have been all that blood. On this show, even recently dead zombies lack red blood for some reason…

I felt that the trails of blood made it pretty obvious that they had been alive when she did the deed.

I enjoyed reading that!
You may actually have given the greatest summary of season one that I've ever read!!
In the end, it just comes down to a matter of opinion. I can say that it took several episodes into season one to start appreciating it for batshit, instead of looking for plot. Without season one, I cannot say…

I haven't read it, but especially with internet anonymity, it's okay. It makes me feel special :)

I don't know about everyone else, but I at least watch the show for the batshit insanity, and any plot they can work in that doesn't get in the way of that is just a bonus.

Is it weird that I told my friend of the possibility of Zoe putting a new face on the mom, resurrecting her, and she would be the bride, and that they'd have undead Frankenstein incest?

Are my priorities in the wrong place?

Watch season one. I think 80%, despite how far it has come, is too much credit to good story telling.

She has to come back…
Not even a shovel death and a gazebo grave can stop the dead from returning on this show!

More of Haydin! (Or however her name was spelled.)
Hopefully this time she takes a bit more action, instead of straight plotting.