When will they play Dreams?!?! Assuming that she did sleep with FrankenKyle, I feel like tonight could have been a decent time for it.

I felt it was a nice change of pace for this season. However, I don't think anything will ever be as poorly planned, and thus unpredictable and batshit crazy as season one was. Maybe that's just my nostalgia speaking.

Also during the sex in episode one… There's been a couple of these situations tantalizing us.

How is death vagina NOT the greatest of the powers?

Didn't they take out his pancreas when she needed some fresh stuff for her potion though? He survived for at least a tiny bit…

Is it weird that her powers expanding beyond death vagina make me think that she'll be less interesting?
And that that probably is the power of the Supreme?

So that's how Dylan McDermott gets back to us!

The addition of Poet Laureate to important positions that black people have held. Because when you think of something to rile up a racist, black Poet Laureates is your go to

The reaction to the whole list was instant classic!
"We have a black president, there's been a black secretary of state, Chief Justice, and even yes, there's been a black Poet Laureate."
The addition of poet laureate was genius!

I miss the batshit…
Even season two, I felt it slipping. The problem is plot! As they add that to the show, and know what they're doing, they're throwing less shit at the wall, so it's more predictable. I was never able to figure out what would happen in any given episode of season one. Season two found that ground…

I'd imagine it's a bit tough to use your telekinesis while unconscious…

Wasn't it: "I'm a human voodoo doll, bitch!"?

You're watching it wrong,

I agree…  It seems as though the crazy is no longer just shit happening, but intended.  Which takes away all the fun of it…
That being said, they definitely made up for it with the lines tonight!"I'm a human voodoo doll, bitch.""Don't make me drop a house on you."
And more!

Thanks for the torture lesson!

Funny the review mentions Bolton as a bad father; I was thinking about how Greyjoy could write a book on bad parenting.
How is Theon not dead?  Infection/blood loss/lungs collapsing (like with Jesus from being on the cross for so long)…  Unless I have a really bad sense of the timeline, and his is lagging slightly due…

Sam and Gilly had climbed up into one of the abandoned Night's Watch posts.
Then they climbed to the top and just walked across the wall until they reached Castle Black.

I understand that Cat, Robb, Talisa, and the others died…
But what about Edmure (I'd assume so) and the Black Fish (maybe his leaving to pee at that tree saved his life)?
For once, maybe being the outcast of a family has come in handy for him.  Maybe the Black Fish, and possibly Jon Snow, can fulfill a vengeful vendetta…

Didn't the real one have one extra piece of alcohol?
(Don't judge me; I'm not quite old enough to order so I may get the ingredients wrong.)
In the real one, didn't he say gin, tequila, rum, and vodka, but in the fake one he said vodka, gin, and tequila?

I'm gonna guess no just because that would make two concurrent, identical story lines (Jon Snow).
I was thinking that for whatever reason, he was a survivor from Winterfell that actually liked Theon, since he said something very similar to the Winterfell slogan. (Pretty sure he actually said "The Winter is coming," but…