This isn't at all what WW2 was like… where's the Nazi robot assassins? What about the Ferris wheels? Oh, and the cotton candy! What a war! Just all around, good old fashion fun.

Back in the forties, we were all fighting Stalin's evil empire, which in those days consisted of Canada and New Zealand. Well, I tried to assassinate Stalin by dressing up as the 'Spanish Stallion' Ms. Josephine Baker, but when I got there, Abbot and Costello were opening. In those days they were known by their birth…