Add Christmas Shoes to that list

George Lucas thinks dialogue is a sound effect

Fuckin' Limeys

The Texas Flirtfest episode is the one I will always remember the best. Jesus there were some gorgeous women in that one. The flag raising contest…

Monopoly…RISK edition

Ooooo. Someone drank a tall glass of Carnation Instant Bitch this morning.

We're not

Or Van Wilder good?

Except that he's 8 years older and 6 inches shorter than Brady.

"…clunky…no good"
- Mike D'Angelo, The A.V. Club

That much is not false

That's not from the movie, but you can make up your own dialogue, which is one of the great things about action figures.

[EXPLOSIVE URETHRAL EXSANGUINATION'D]

*Tucks shirt tail into prescription underwear*

Rick Santorum is not.

McNope! But McMaybe McLater!

Are TV listings still a thing?

You're far too trusting

3 Unbelievable Cars Below $20K

*snif*