Zoe Saldana can fill in my backstory. Mmmm, she's delicious.

Is this the Molly Ringwald? She writes books now, but not an autobiography? I'm confused.

Is this the Molly Ringwald? She writes books now, but not an autobiography? I'm confused.

Um, I think this list could have stopped at 19. It took a turn for the wtf after that.

Um, I think this list could have stopped at 19. It took a turn for the wtf after that.

This was the first episode I've ever seen of this show. Brilliant! Great comedy block last night.

This was the first episode I've ever seen of this show. Brilliant! Great comedy block last night.

What? This episode was brilliant and hilarious! It deserves an A+, not this weak B from you people. I think it went over your head. Too sophisticated. Too cerebral. Set your DVRs for the return of 2 1/2 Men.

What? This episode was brilliant and hilarious! It deserves an A+, not this weak B from you people. I think it went over your head. Too sophisticated. Too cerebral. Set your DVRs for the return of 2 1/2 Men.

First!

First!

Christine was all feisty in this episode! She was about to refer to Josh as "this motherfucker" at one point before switching to "sucker," and then she did whip out the F-bomb when she won. Where did all that come from? She's been so mild and low-key all season. I want to marry her. And she's blind, so what could she…

Christine was all feisty in this episode! She was about to refer to Josh as "this motherfucker" at one point before switching to "sucker," and then she did whip out the F-bomb when she won. Where did all that come from? She's been so mild and low-key all season. I want to marry her. And she's blind, so what could she…

Also, how disgusting was that burned meat with the consistency of jello? And then they kept zooming in on their disgusting greasy fingers as they pulled the meat apart. I think I'll turn vegetarian.

Also, how disgusting was that burned meat with the consistency of jello? And then they kept zooming in on their disgusting greasy fingers as they pulled the meat apart. I think I'll turn vegetarian.

After years of hearing about this guy and this show, I finally watched it. I wanted to see Sleigh Bells hanging out. Love Alexis! Anyway, what is the point of this show? It's sort of about food, but not in an interesting way. It's just "hey look what I'm eating while I talk to random boring people." How is that a good…

After years of hearing about this guy and this show, I finally watched it. I wanted to see Sleigh Bells hanging out. Love Alexis! Anyway, what is the point of this show? It's sort of about food, but not in an interesting way. It's just "hey look what I'm eating while I talk to random boring people." How is that a good…

I thought The Killer was a pretty good show. So what if you had to wait until the end of season 2 to find out who did it?

I thought The Killer was a pretty good show. So what if you had to wait until the end of season 2 to find out who did it?

No no no no no. That was a horrible excuse for a season finale. Nothing was resolved. The entire episode was a cliffhanger. Just bad television. A disappointing end to a disappointing season. It's a shame because the actors and most of the characters are so great. I wish they had writers who knew what to do with…