The cool kids knew about VH.

Exactly. Where's the Van Halen logo? I call fraud.

There's another shrimp sale at the Crab Crib!

I'm up to page 33, when Peter Pan first manifests himself.

How about Steve Coogan and Rob Brydon?

Jesus, Britain, can somebody above the level of scullery maid not quit their job for five fucking minutes?

Thor has hammer. Thor loses hammer. Thor regains hammer, kicks ass. Just saved you $20.

"Lesbian joy" has gotten me through many a bleak night.

Or 27 Toonies and a Loonie!

Oh, great, one more awesome cultural experience I will never have, and will regret missing until my death.

I'm holding out for My Niece Denise.

Follow-up, where do they keep the count of minstrel shows?

Trumpkebobs!

My father was a knuckleball pitcher who pitched a perfect game in semi-pro ball in the 40s right before he shipped off to the Navy. My family still has a converted-to-video film of it and the letter he got from the NY Giants inviting him to a tryout.

The Sox are looking a lot better than my Mets, who are all on the DL, it seems. It's pretty much a Las Vegas 51s reunion out there every night, and the few actual Mets who are healthy can't get a runner home from third with less than two outs if their lives depended on it. Wild Card or bust!

SPORTS THREAD

True, but as long as one of the tasks is sucking, it doesn't bother me.

Better way to spend my retirement - coaching women's volleyball or women's water polo?

"Pornmd, for what ails ya!"

Fucking assholes.