That's how they pick the new pope, also. White smoke = full circle jerk complete.

So that's what it's for.

I'd say he must be pretty pissed by now. Maybe that explains Trump.

Which are? Asking for a friend who looks a lot like me.

The Basketball Sex Diaries

That gets a rimshot.

I commend the porn viewers in the Bay Area, who stepped it up while Warriors fans were distracted.

Bravo on the image search that came up with that. Well done!

Most of us did *cough* (Trump) *cough*.

Did you, in fact, smell the guy later?

Comedians In Quasi-Taxi Cars Getting Charged Who Knows The Fuck What

Where is this nirvana?

I'm in. I would probably pay $10 to watch Rob and/or Paul stare into a camera for 20 minutes. They are pretty much working too hard if they have to come up with "concepts".

You'll get old, too, if we're all unlucky.

How many here remember the Monkees 24-hour marathon on MTV in 1986? I had the only color TV in my dorm, so everybody gathered around it. That weekend, the Syracuse Orangemen with Dwayne "The Pearl" Washington were playing the Georgetown Hoyas at the Carrier Dome, and my college had a bus trip. I went to high school…

Johnny Hollywood can't do any more Bugles, but he can slum around on this show…priorities, man!

Parks & Rec had Rob Lowe and Adam Scott, although that's a bit of a stretch.

Vince Vaughn was not money, baby. He was so not money.

Coming to Netflix, "Lose A Pound Or Two a Week!" We follow 20 different weight-loss candidates. You can binge watch it for a whole year, assuming you enjoy watching normal people lose weight responsibly and not get yelled at by a super-fit lesbian.

I think Susan is modeled on Maria's actual sister, Sarah, whom she often portrays in her stand-up. I'm speculating that her sister didn't like Maria's depiction of her, and insisted that the Susan character be a best friend.