No one made a Filliam H. Muffman reference yet, so…there you go.

I got to home plate with myself watching that film, many times.

I got to home plate with myself watching that film, many times.

Did you watch it through black-and-white static while your channel change dial was between channels in an effort to get free HBO like I did? If my parents had bought HBO, and we had a DVR and an HDTV back then, I would have never left the house only because of "Private Lessons." Rest in Peace, Sylvia.

Did you watch it through black-and-white static while your channel change dial was between channels in an effort to get free HBO like I did? If my parents had bought HBO, and we had a DVR and an HDTV back then, I would have never left the house only because of "Private Lessons." Rest in Peace, Sylvia.

Palin sex tape transcript:

Palin sex tape transcript:

Slow down!

Slow down!

How did Vince Gilligan never think of that?

How did Vince Gilligan never think of that?

I re-watched Real Genius (for about the 100th time) on my iPad on a plane. I hadn't ever noticed the two instances of product placement for Dunkin' Donuts (a box in the dorm at Pacific Tech early in the film when Chris is having breakfast in his boxer shorts, and another box at the Air Force base when they are testing…

I re-watched Real Genius (for about the 100th time) on my iPad on a plane. I hadn't ever noticed the two instances of product placement for Dunkin' Donuts (a box in the dorm at Pacific Tech early in the film when Chris is having breakfast in his boxer shorts, and another box at the Air Force base when they are testing…

I'm getting a 404 error. INTOLERABLE!

I'm getting a 404 error. INTOLERABLE!

I always laugh at Atty the Atom and "The Olympics. It's a movement, and we all need one every day!" Some of the songs are funny, and whenever he makes fun of NPR, it's hysterical. His Aviva Schlorman character never fails to crack me up. I also enjoy Clintonsomething and Karzai Talk. Every second doesn't have to be…

I always laugh at Atty the Atom and "The Olympics. It's a movement, and we all need one every day!" Some of the songs are funny, and whenever he makes fun of NPR, it's hysterical. His Aviva Schlorman character never fails to crack me up. I also enjoy Clintonsomething and Karzai Talk. Every second doesn't have to be…

Yes. At the AV Club, the past is never dead. It's not even past.

Yes. At the AV Club, the past is never dead. It's not even past.

Fuck off, Frodo.