Fuck off, Frodo.

Tim Van Patten guest-starred on "St. Elsewhere" a few times, and on at least one occasion, his character approached an elevator on which Coolidge was riding, and Coolidge yelled, "Hey, Salami!" Van Patten's character just looked at him blankly.

Tim Van Patten guest-starred on "St. Elsewhere" a few times, and on at least one occasion, his character approached an elevator on which Coolidge was riding, and Coolidge yelled, "Hey, Salami!" Van Patten's character just looked at him blankly.

"Can you lend me 50 pounds to mend the shed?" That really was Ewan McTeagle's best work.

"Can you lend me 50 pounds to mend the shed?" That really was Ewan McTeagle's best work.

I enjoyed the visual of the catapult being set up below outside the window while Zap strutted aboard his ship, and then right after he says, "What is that?", the saber-tooth tiger crashes through the window and attacks him. Kif's deadpan answer to Zap's question really sold the joke.

I enjoyed the visual of the catapult being set up below outside the window while Zap strutted aboard his ship, and then right after he says, "What is that?", the saber-tooth tiger crashes through the window and attacks him. Kif's deadpan answer to Zap's question really sold the joke.

Smoking while eating them was a nice touch.

Smoking while eating them was a nice touch.

Michael Douglas in "Running". That was one of my favorite movies when I was a kid. He finished last, of course, but he did finish.

Michael Douglas in "Running". That was one of my favorite movies when I was a kid. He finished last, of course, but he did finish.

Grey's Anatomy went down hill when they dropped Bobcat Goldthwait as McScreamy.

Grey's Anatomy went down hill when they dropped Bobcat Goldthwait as McScreamy.

My definition of a "mess" is a bit looser than yours. The Damon plot, the Jean Reno character acting like an anti-Semite, some other scenes that just sort of end and don't go anywhere, to me that is "messy", in the sense that it isn't tightly wound, like say a Christopher Nolan film. Nolan has other problems, but at…

My definition of a "mess" is a bit looser than yours. The Damon plot, the Jean Reno character acting like an anti-Semite, some other scenes that just sort of end and don't go anywhere, to me that is "messy", in the sense that it isn't tightly wound, like say a Christopher Nolan film. Nolan has other problems, but at…

Even greater soundtrack.

This film reminds me of "Heaven's Gate". It's a mess, runs too long, and is generally incoherent, but there is such attention to detail, such great acting, and so many great scenes that it amounts to a masterpiece even if it doesn't really all come together.

This film reminds me of "Heaven's Gate". It's a mess, runs too long, and is generally incoherent, but there is such attention to detail, such great acting, and so many great scenes that it amounts to a masterpiece even if it doesn't really all come together.

It's from the poem "Spring & Fall" by Gerard Manley Hopkins, which is cited in the film.

Chipmunks VI: Dawson's Squeak. Van Der Beek is so in.