How could an Iron Mace of Cock POSSIBLY bust balls oh I get it.

I read your comment, agreed, then started missing SCTV SO.  MUCH.

Kiwi!

Didn't they used to do that with the Best Costume category?

Nope.  Flashpoint films in Toronto, Being Human films mere blocks from where my wife grew up in Montreal.

No, we were talking about last night's episode, which was slow and dumb as rocks.

I don't even care if that's sarcasm, everything you just described is AWESOMESAUCE.

I hate it because it has people in it, and I'm opposed to that.

She really fell apart after those Wes Anderson movies.  What?  Sorry, FILMS.

Hey guys, Bitch Hunter's on!

And even then it did ok ratings-wise.

When did he stop calling himself Stevie?  After the E Street Band?

There are only six superheroes?  I got nothing.

My co-worker today turned to me and said "Did you hear about that halftime singer's finger malfunction?"  And I replied "How the fuck does a finger malfunction?"

SCIENCE! has revealed that all velociraptors were likely feathered.

I played a lot of DnD and the rule of thumb is generally, you should gain a level every twelve encounters or so.  Video game RPGs, which I used to play extensively, seem to hold that you get a level every 30 or so encounters (FF1 and 7 buck the trend by making those numbers 145000 encounters and 1.9 encounters,…

Dragon Quest VIII is a FANTASTIC game, better than most JRPGs.

Fable: The Lost Chapters was pretty good.

Those are some odd fucking choices.

Good?  It was fucking PERFECT.