Oh no, you motherfuckers forgot about Jecht!

"Um…no it doesn't. Soul Edge is the only previous game to feature any
sort of meter and it was used purely to show a weapons durability."

DOA much?

I'm…actually taken aback that a review on this site actually has all of the facts correct, unlike all of the other reviews I've read.  Russ Fischer is the first guy I've read remember that critical gauges aren't a new addition to the series.

I am somewhat ashamed that "I found a hair this long growing out of my forehead; I pulled it and I swear my bellybutton got deeper!" and "One time I swallowed an open safety pin and pooped out a closed one, that was weird!" made me laugh the hardest.

"I have a sense of having heard something recently that sounded like it had been recorded by a former lead singer of Genesis."

I laughed when you said he was fired from SNL for having a drug problem until I thought that maybe you were being serious.

Is anyone watching this show in the original Japanese audio?  If so, Cowboy Andy has some absolutely priceless Engrish lines, including personal favourite "Aww chit!"

I generally agree with the reviews on the site, but I find I can't be as forgiving with these standalone episodes as I am to episodes that advance story arcs.   So yeah, it gets a B because it was way too much like last week's episode, but wonderfully acted.

Have you considered that Austrid is a Magical Negro who is autistic and not the other way around?

The last good Adam Sandler movie was Funny People.

Hahaha!  Oh Onion, where do you get your ideas from!

'I won’t spoil the punchline, but suffice it to say that sometimes you
write something immortal, and sometimes you end up with “gozoranplat.”'

"That topless chick" is not very specific when discussing True Blood.

Quattro Bagina.

But, Michael Sheen was the worst part of the Tron movie.  And yeah, I AM the lone Tron fan here.

They weren't, but only if you heard them before 1992.

Waif-fu, AWAAAAAAY!

"Hey guys, we can push objects with our minds!"

You'd probably accidentally rip your dick off when you climax though.