Big red WIGGA?

But for now, we can all say it's shit.

What's this about talking through a beaver puppet now?

At least you didn't die of dysentery on the Syrian Trail.

That's great and all, guys, but what about the actual content on the CD?  You forgot to talk about it.

And get toasted.  Nicely toasted.

What the fuck is up with the Hot Tub Time Machine hate?  It was a decent movie, despite Rob Corddry and you guys know it.

@whataworkout:disqus True to form, Gamespot bitches that it isn't SC2 in the third sentence of the review.

Wax Tom Cruise, you've pretty much just listed the N64's top ten best-sellers, but the system as a whole was a failure and financial disappointment, otherwise it would have blown the fledging PSX out of the water.

Bioshock Infinite will most likely disappoint, but none of them were particularly good games.

You and most professional reviewers haven't played past SC2.  It's irritating to see how refined the high-level play is and to have reviewers come in and totally dismiss the entire game because they don't understand the mechanics of it.

There's a street cleaning simulator that's been getting 10/10 reviews from 'teh commentariat.'

They made a fool out of me, they're taking it down!

How about, hmmm, ohh, Jesse Jackson?  Jesse needs a call!

Well, son of a bitch!

If he were from Prague, it'd be a Grammar Czech.

Goddamn, can I read about any show on the AV Club without a Community tag in it?

I don't think Tasha has fully realized what the repercussions of how her wish was worded.  It wouldn't mean no more TV turning into movies, it would mean no TV period.

I wish to undo all wishes!

Upset people don't say please or refrain from using exclamation points.