Shut up, please.

I would have thought the AV Club staff would be far too ashamed to rehash the ridiculously high marks it gave the terrible Crank movies.

Sorry for late reply, but Tron Legacy did $400M box office on $170M budget, with a shitload of extra dosh just on home media sales.  I have no idea how much bonus cash was made just on the soundtrack and games.

There was an older commenting section before they changed it to Disqus.  So, all the old comments that were on all old comments have been erased.  Nice try, though.

Just get some whiteout and write DEADMAU5 at the bottom.  Jesus, people.

GENE KELLY?!

Yeah, after maybe 5 games, "Who can give me some wood?" stops being funny.

Wait, so NOW you get to make withering remarks like "And yet, in spite of having the ability to hear the record for free online, more than 1 million fans bought Chinese Democracy. Perhaps what they were really purchasing were Chinese Democracy coasters."

"Wake up the cake, it's a lake, she's kissing me!  As they do when they do in Sicily!"

You haven't seen the movie in a while, have you.

CAW CAW BLAM FUCK I'M DEAD

What?  A derelict ship full of corpses and blood amd shitty lighting?  What gamma setting were you playing on?!

Did you read it?

I would say that does not count, no.

Most of these characters aren't in the comic books, and most of the ones who are, are now also dead.

Well, it would be great if they could show ________ nailing the ________'s ____ to a board, but they probably won't.

WHO LET THE DOGS OUT

Until last week, I was under the impression that Peter was not in two new universes, and that they had just been the same universes rewritten to accord with his non-existence.  Then someone pointed out that they have different colours in the show openings, amber and green, and I felt stupid for not realizing it.  Now…

Hi Dane!  Gone to therapy yet?

LIZ LEMON!