You forgot the Kardashian family!

I like Prole's characterization of LP's screw-up as an "own goal."  I'll have to remember that one.

That was really sick, @avclub-7cf12ec23b16390f64b0f52e65a7ac1d:disqus .  Bravo.

One night she could dress up as Jean Grey from X-men… another night she could dress up as Xenia Onatopp from Goldeneye… truly a nerd's dream.

Wonder Picard!  All the world is waiting for you… and the wonders that you do!

Okay, I am not a big fan of Enterprise… but I'd rather watch it than the Star Wars prequels.

My personal favorite misspelling of "voila" is when I see someone really illiterate try to spell it "wallah". And yes, I have seen this.

Don't leave home without it.

Hey, Elmgren, can you explain to us why Ikea makes crappy furniture, and why Stieg Larssen is such a turgid writer?  LOL, JK.

No, I am Ignatius C. Reilly!

I honor his achievements.  I just get nauseated by all the mass media calling him a "modern day DaVinci" or comparing him to Isaac Newton.   But I'm sure that bunch of morons will get back to chattering about Casey Anthony soon.

Glad you're OK now, Rich.

Oh, Mrs. Peel, I couldn't really leave this board.  I will, however, skip some of the more mediocre episodes.

I'm surprised Rick Perry didn't name his hunting ranch after that episode.

If you're a real Highlander, when they ask what's underneath, you tell them, "What the good Lord gave me."

If you're a real Highlander, when they ask what's underneath, you tell them, "What the good Lord gave me."

Man, I love Michael Ansara.  Love him as Kang, love him as the Technomage in B5, love him as the commodore in TOS.  I even saw him on "The Rifleman" a few weeks ago, and he rocked that part, too.

Damn, Fat Lee, that's pretty mean… I like Rene A., myself.

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Cardinal!  We will tolerate language like that from Morn, but you are a man of the church!