This show is cool and good and I hope it runs for 7 seasons. 

TOS and TNG’s scripts were always about prioritizing Rodenberry’s (sometimes weird) utopian ideals before anything having to do with actual human behavior. DS9 and Voyager (kinda-sorta) got a little better at blending the two but they were still largely stilted. The Orville feels like a more realistic portrayal of how…

I’m gonna haul ass to Lollapalooza! 

But using the coffee table for fucking is what got me kids in the first place! 

All right!

Is it really so bad to be driving around a 7-8 year old vehicle nowadays? It’s not the ‘80s anymore. 

Stop the presses!

His brother Jack is gonna be so disappointed.

Putting your balls on someone’s head without their consent is literally sexual assault. 

I’ve been seeing this animation style around for awhile and I find it really off-putting for some reason.

That’s a damn shameful rug, Bill.

Yo I wanna know more about that 5th Baldwin brother there in the back.

Or just make torpedoes with hyperspeed capabilities?

I thought the whole casino resort plot would actually work pretty well as a standalone movie. Instead of tying into the ship chase plot, make it so Leia sends Rose and Finn to the planet in order to corral the slave kids and other underclass citizens into overthrowing the rich criminals and arms dealers and putting a…

This news makes me sick, sick, sick.

*Xanderpuss raises fists into the air*

Now that’s a really useful engine!