Do you want Peter Theil to sue you into oblivion? Because this is how you get Peter Theil to sue you into oblivion.

“Watch this, Lis. You can actually pinpoint the second when his brain rips in half.”

So, we’re just not going to discuss Dave Franco’s obvious Smilex overdose?

lol “ruined” SLU ... yes, everyone misses those blocks of empty anonymous warehouses and shitty goof-em-up wrong-way Mercer.

Please, let’s at least take into consideration the economic anxiety this Texas country club member may be undergoing.

It would truly suck for me if Gap/BR went under. They’re basically the only place I can get clothes/suits in tall sizes that actually fit, but also don’t look like I’m wearing a parachute with a belt in the middle.

Seattle: the city that thinks it’s Prague, is actually Frankfurt, and surrounded by Khazahkstan. 

Kinja Univisio!

That’s surprising, I thought they’ve been quashing a lot of unionization efforts recently.

I SHOT A KID.*

How could you have the temerity to proceed with your marriage ceremony on such a tragic day? Our nation weeps.

Which single? The Evil Has Landed was the most recent one and is fantastic.

Why can’t I “follow” the AV Club as I do other Kinja sites? Or is that yet to come?

I am eternally grateful that I got to see Audioslave twice, and Soundgarden at the Gorge for their 2011 tour.

LISA NEEDS BRACES

So you joined your existing Disqus with existing Kinja? And it wiped out your Disqus profile? That’s what I’m afraid of. I have an old legacy AVC account that I don’t mind migrating once they make that available.

If you go to the Disqus link, it should still be there. Example: https://disqus.com/home/discussion/avclub/its_a_pivotal_ltigtgame_of_thronesltigt_but_we_just_want_to_talk_about_that_flaming_sword/#comment-3477398893 

Hey folks, this is laterite from Ye Olde AV Clubbe.

How many conference games will the Illini win this year? 1? 2?

First the AV Club dies from Kinja-fication, and now we learn ZMF won’t be weighing in on YTS2017. Truly a dark day.