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The Diamante was the most underrated sedan of the ‘90s.

He should change his name to Patrick DUMPsy!

“There was that bird bath Betty plowed plopped into.”

This was pretty terrible but I always appreciate how Bobby Moynihan sells a character.

I would eat at Booty’s! Go for it!

And very Facebook-like in that there is no “downvote” or equivalent to reflect a negative impression for the review. I’ve read so many Yelp entries where the reviewer is being an absolute shitbag, but there’s no way to countermand it.

That stupid thing where you smash cake into each others’ face. Why? Besides just being gross and messy, there seems to be an undertone of contempt behind it.

That’s some good Oklahoma right there.

Texts From Arya Stark:

Real life is just never as glamorous as the movies.

Bass clef or treble? IT’S VERY IMPORTANT.

+1 Vista of Views

Talk about going insane. Please help me, Jalops. I must be suffering from a brain disease. This is calling my name. I want it. Please talk me out of it.

Indeed!

Old coot strength > bear strength

+1 tin soldier

About time someone took heed of Wesley Snipes’ advice!