May the DEATH CAT take up residence at the foot of your bed.

Yes, the spirits will try to contact you at 11:11.

My grandmother died 9/11/2001.

HipsterDbag, the more of your posts I read in this thread the more sense you make. If you just substitute the word contentment for happiness I think your philosophy is right on. I have some experience to draw on here, because I lived only for the moment for about 8 years, until I got married oh, so many years ago. I…

I've owned
every single JM album.

I said it before and I'll say it again:
Anywhere you live in this country beats the shit out of living in some third world country. You dickheads complaining cause the town you live in doesn't have an "art house" theater. Sheeeit. And some numbnuts claiming to be "dirt poor". That dumbass doesn't realize he's using…

They're in a cloud

Uh,

How bout "mastering the johnson"

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!

Hey, Noel
Maybe you should take a page from your grandparents history and watch some pro wrestling now.

Hmmm.

This is just what's needed
Another whodunnit.

I guess it's just me
But whenever I see the word "therapist" I automatically divide it into two parts: the rapist.

Oh, wait. Is she a great big, fat person?

Damn, MSC, I thought that was some skanked out meth freak!

The Turing Test
Do machines have intelligence?

wrecksracer: *Hat tip*

wrecksracer: What software are you using? I have Audacity and (prolly it's just cause I'm lazy, haven't dug through it, etc.) I haven't been able to remove them yet. Maybe my vinyl is just too bad to redeem.

Decent people should be allowed two votes. Dead people, blacks, homos, and Jews should only be allowed one vote.