So
Their salaries per episode are "directly proportionate to their contribution to American culture".

Well,
Baby did a bad, bad thing

Just to get this straight…
Aren't all journalists "junket whores"?

Damn right. Or you will be the one damaged.

Eastwood surely has played his share of great characters in the western genre. He said himself that The Outlaw Josie Wales was his favorite of those movies, and it ranks in my top four, along with GBU, Unforgiven, and another that hasn't been mentioned here—Jeremiah Johnson.

Ditto, Tuck.

I thought the son of a bitch got just what he deserved.

All these girls need
is a studly stud to come "rescue" them from their sexually impoverished conditions.

Funny…

Sal Magli.

Just think how entertaining a film of the filming of Pride and Prejudice would be if David Russell directed and Christian Bale starred in it.

Say it ain't so Pancakes!

According to Wikipedia
Babs was "extremely upset" when she first saw Gilda's impression.

Steve Carrell
is not funny. I have never even chuckled at any of his so-called comedy bits.

Well, yeah
I could totally see replacing my sister with one (or both) of those girls.

Coldstream: That's pretty good for naivete.

And the one where she plays a hooker.

My sentiments exactly. Who gives a shit about David O. Somebody or Ronald McDonald. Let's have JB's "wild sexual urges" on screen where they belong.

The naivete` alluded to in the article is, I think best described by the British condescension toward other Europeans that is shown in the (probably) apocryphal headline the the London Times:
"Fog in Channel; Continent cut off"

Johnny Cash and Waylon were my dad's musical heroes. I remember listening to that album Leavin Town over and over when I was a mere pup. But by the time I graduated high school I thought country music sucked. I guess when you grow up with it constantly playing you want something fresh, and in the late 60's that meant…