Well played, Dave. Did I just break the third wall?

They were clearly talking about his facial hair.

They were clearly talking about his facial hair.

It's whatever. I'll just subscribe to Spin via Nook and then not read about bands I don't listen to on that.

It's whatever. I'll just subscribe to Spin via Nook and then not read about bands I don't listen to on that.

Forreals. How difficult would it be to just give her some white wine and then let her giggle? I'd watch that!

Forreals. How difficult would it be to just give her some white wine and then let her giggle? I'd watch that!

Holy shit. Was the "Hyde Park" review written by a first grader?

Holy shit. Was the "Hyde Park" review written by a first grader?

Icky Duvet?

Icky Duvet?

I was hoping it would be Aaron Rodgers.

I was hoping it would be Aaron Rodgers.

"Fairuza Balk and Cheetos, Fairuza Balk and Cheetos" rapped over  a Chief Keef beat and Ima watch that shit steady, Freddy.

"Fairuza Balk and Cheetos, Fairuza Balk and Cheetos" rapped over  a Chief Keef beat and Ima watch that shit steady, Freddy.

Probably not not.

Probably not not.

Damn, who phoned in #2? What a lot of rot.

Damn, who phoned in #2? What a lot of rot.

There should be a MST3K Casablanca. I would watch that version.