There should be a MST3K Casablanca. I would watch that version.

Call him a druggy, call him a perv, but don't call him white.

Call him a druggy, call him a perv, but don't call him white.

and with Suge Knight as his manager no less. Whodathunkit?

and with Suge Knight as his manager no less. Whodathunkit?

Herpes, I read that the way my high school English teacher told me to read poetry. It was beautifully timed.

Herpes, I read that the way my high school English teacher told me to read poetry. It was beautifully timed.

Reanimate Hunter S. Thompson for insightful and grouchy political commentary.

Reanimate Hunter S. Thompson for insightful and grouchy political commentary.

Damn, Brubeck, your odd time signatures sure did slow down this Newswire.

Damn, Brubeck, your odd time signatures sure did slow down this Newswire.

Hahaha! Easy enough to forget!

Hahaha! Easy enough to forget!

Point taken. Understood. I GET it. Still though, it's going to be the Hobbit, with cool special effects, Gandalf the Grey, the spiders (!), the journey through the mountain…. so much amazing shit, and a budget to do it justice. In short, I am still excited; I have been waiting for this for 25 years and I refuse to be…

Point taken. Understood. I GET it. Still though, it's going to be the Hobbit, with cool special effects, Gandalf the Grey, the spiders (!), the journey through the mountain…. so much amazing shit, and a budget to do it justice. In short, I am still excited; I have been waiting for this for 25 years and I refuse to be…

Yes, but a Hobbit trilogy by the man behind Bad Taste is nothing to balk at. Surely it will be awesome in a lot of ways, unlike Bakshi's.

Yes, but a Hobbit trilogy by the man behind Bad Taste is nothing to balk at. Surely it will be awesome in a lot of ways, unlike Bakshi's.

"Ewoks: The Battle For Endor, because ha ha, that film doesn't exist. You only dreamed it. "……..oh, really? Ewoks: The Battle For Endor, because ha ha, that film doesn't exist. You only dreamed it." Oh, really? http://www.youtube.com/watc…

"Ewoks: The Battle For Endor, because ha ha, that film doesn't exist. You only dreamed it. "……..oh, really? Ewoks: The Battle For Endor, because ha ha, that film doesn't exist. You only dreamed it." Oh, really? http://www.youtube.com/watc…

Your dog sure looks different in that photo of yours.