Your dog sure looks different in that photo of yours.

Perhaps they were so honest because they were sufficiently lubed up on booze?

Perhaps they were so honest because they were sufficiently lubed up on booze?

I too find that I am more psychologically healthy when I have money and am getting laid on the regular.

I too find that I am more psychologically healthy when I have money and am getting laid on the regular.

Bikini Kill is awesome. The first two records combined (the E.P.'s) are spotty, but the combo of "Suck My Left One" and "Carnival" kick ass. "Pussy Whipped" is a great record, but one of Tobi's songs is annoying; you'll know the one. "Reject All American" is the bands most consistent, nicely produced record, but…

Bikini Kill is awesome. The first two records combined (the E.P.'s) are spotty, but the combo of "Suck My Left One" and "Carnival" kick ass. "Pussy Whipped" is a great record, but one of Tobi's songs is annoying; you'll know the one. "Reject All American" is the bands most consistent, nicely produced record, but…

I told my brother in the summer of 1994 that these guys were the next Beatles while driving around Bedfordshire in a shitty Renault. He had just arrived from Holland and we were very, very high off of weed he had smuggled in through Pert Plus shampoo bottles (U.K. mostly just had hash, so green buds destroyed me).…

I told my brother in the summer of 1994 that these guys were the next Beatles while driving around Bedfordshire in a shitty Renault. He had just arrived from Holland and we were very, very high off of weed he had smuggled in through Pert Plus shampoo bottles (U.K. mostly just had hash, so green buds destroyed me).…

That's a digital short story, holmes.

That's a digital short story, holmes.

Spain, well, Spain's pretty cool. Especially their soccer team. Amazing.

Spain, well, Spain's pretty cool. Especially their soccer team. Amazing.

It was the "comrade" part, I guess.

It was the "comrade" part, I guess.

Well, the Chinese created the noodle bit, and the Italians had the good sense to throw some tomato sauce on it, and hella Italians and Chinese are commies, thereby rendering your comment factually inaccurate! You have the cultural ownership to justify your distaste for spaghetti, oh comrade clever_dove.

Well, the Chinese created the noodle bit, and the Italians had the good sense to throw some tomato sauce on it, and hella Italians and Chinese are commies, thereby rendering your comment factually inaccurate! You have the cultural ownership to justify your distaste for spaghetti, oh comrade clever_dove.

and sales, and cells.

and sales, and cells.

My daughter's troop is insanely productive. They are constantly doing a fundraiser, attend Dharma school every Sunday, work booths at the Obon festival, and host temple services. Shes not even 8 years old yet! One of their future events is a trip to Hawaii! What the fuck have I gotten myself into?