I'm not joking when I say that upon first glance I thought that upper right headline said, "Incest Now!"

I like the idea of all of Trump's followers nodding their heads, "Yes, he was talking about Kant." One thing's for sure, those folks know their philosophy inside and out.

Hey, that adds up to 100%. You're not that drunk.

I live where the beer flows like wine. A few years ago Mariah Carey went into a retail store, had them close it just for her shopping convenience, and had them play her own music throughout the store.

Ha. I definitely know the difference and didn't confuse them. However, by the end of Power Girl's sentence I had forgotten which planet she was speaking of. D'oh!

That's where the really icy ice is.

Shakespeare has nothing on Lucas or Kasdan, whomever wrote that line.

I do really like Coruscant.

"Shane (Eastwood), don't come back!"

Yeah, "hair."

I'll never tire of Norm's use of "hat/s" in several of his bits.

Perhaps comedy isn't your thing.

Too many whippersnappers around, apparently. This deserves more upvotes.

Thems dueling words!

I concur. I sometimes eat "Chernobyl Wings" at a bar in Dillon, CO. I ate eight of them once and my teeth and face went tingly and numb. The next day wasn't that fun, but damned if I didn't eat those again and again. They are delicious.

It's all lies. But they're entertaining lies. And in the end, isn't that the real truth? The answer is: No.

Holy balls you weren't kidding!

It is considerably easier when she's in a coma.

He's so good in PT's films.

It has occurred to me that your oxygen absorption rate is suboptimal through your face-leotard.