I had a friend do that, only on Instagram. She posted a picture of herself with a black eye. She got support and he went to jail. I wish more women would go that route.

American policy is that NFL coverage continue unabated.

We need a Block & Tackle on OTAs!

Waste?

Is Crazy Pickle Mustache a character? I don't know comic books.

"Tugboats?" Okay, terseness usually works. That instance made me guffaw.

I actually think David Spade has his moments (I think Joe Dirt is pretty funny in it's own stupid way). Clever comment though.

Trump is clearly wildly off in one specific direction.

How fast do these small, solid objects go? Please answer in feet per second.

It would probably be best if the new doctor avoided driving to Arby's.

There are plenty of good wines under $15, but generally one needs to look to Europe (and have a nice bottle shop with a competent buyer).

Riesling or Grüner Veltliner. Or a dessert wine. But always remember, the chosen dessert wine should be sweeter that the desert course, otherwise the wine can taste flat. Good luck on your march towards diabetes!

I'm in the wine business, and had no idea about this. Perhaps I should have included it in my presentations today.

I wish I could laugh at that.

He's actually an orangutan.

Priapus…well, I guess just Priapus.

Hallmark Channel.

I'm in the wine business, so that Moët line really made me laugh. Although, they could have went with Veuve Clicquot and been even more accurate.

I don't like Fallon as a host, but he certainly had his moments on SNL.

Those are the best impressions. Carvey created characters out of them, instead of just going for complete accuracy. That's why, as incredible as they are, Jay Pharoah's impressions haven't become iconic in the same way.