Or you may have a normal life with regular relationships and friends.

Now that Duffwoman is gone, what else have I to do?

I just now, for the first time, learned what this term "ship" meant. You listed eight ostensible couples. I believe my time on earth has been more well spent than yours.

IT'S A HELL-SPUN MIXTURE OF THE BONES OF FORNICATORS, AND THE SINEW OF THIEVES AND GLUTTONS! AHAHAHAHAHAH! It’s uh, it’s a Fender.

"On the boulevard." One must finish the classic lyric one is quoting.

How do you get it to sync? I'm never able to, but I really like Dave Logan.

What the hell kind of attitude is that?!

I was just going to mention that Curb's amazing quality is a result of letting Larry do the show when he's ready. Having said that, give me another season now!

I think I've mentioned this before, but at a restaurant here where the beer flows like wine, Lars spent 30 minutes in the kitchen talking to staff and posing for pictures after his dinner. Seemed pretty damn cool to me.

I love both, is that okay?

Mammaries puns getting old.

Tits only a matter of time.

Lactose jokes and what else would an AV Club thread contain?

Duffman's one of my favorite ridiculous characters. I've thought about the Halloween Costume, but I don't want to act like the character for an entire night. Also, I'm too lazy to do costumes anymore.

Perhaps. They say fashion is cyclical.

Hey, I met your mayor two years ago! I talked to him for about an hour. Seemed like a genuine public servant.

There are grandstands on both sides of the border. When I was there, the Indian side (where I sat) had considerably more people. They sell popcorn and dvds of the event. They stomp around like Charlie was doing in this episode. They rush up to each other right on the border and stare each other down. It's really…

I laughed pretty hard at the India/Pakistan border closing ceremony. I've seen that in person and it's hilarious on its own, but included in a wacky episode of one of my favorite shows: awesome.

They're clearly clueless about female anatomy as well (virgins), as the absence of an intact hymen indicates nothing. Also, the MRAs should be aware that women have a saying as well: "No girth, no worth."

They also probably have Dickiedoo Syndrome. My friend's dad told us that one when we were probably 12 years old and it still makes me laugh.