Isn't DNA sequencing about to blow the door open on cladistics? https://whyevolutionistrue….

Whoa, you've been drinking too much Temecula almond sparkling wine.

I'm sorry, we were looking for, "It's rich in sandly goodness."

Does Taco Bell do Red Band cuts?

She only flashes her husband. Sorry to mislead you. But, you'll be glad to know the husband smiles.

As they're currently running a commercial with an octogenarian flashing her tits, I can't say that I blame you.

He's back! I love his pieces. Also, his occasional excoriating articles ripping Thomas Friedman's horrible prose.

When I was in Damascus (2008), I learned that Islamic men get a temporary divorce from their imams so they can sleep with whores without cheating on their wife. Religion!

I had a first (and only) date with a girl who started showing me pictures on her phone of her cat at the end of dinner. I think my penis receded into my body (or whatever the exact opposite of an erection is).

What's depressing about the Rockies is that the owners are making money, so they have no impetus to improve the team. They think that another World Series run will happen by relying on the farm system, but that's only a part of the equation.

Do you live in Tampa? I spoke with Bob Buckhorn for 30 minutes a couple of years ago. Seemed like a genuine guy who wanted to make a difference.

Not if your team is the Rockies!

[His] gastronomic rapacity knows no satiety.

Or, just refer to every religion as a cult, which is more accurate.

They did a similar sendoff for Brian McCann.

While he's roasting those who don't believe in him (without evidence)!

I guess they really liked cocaine.

Apparently, it's almost 28 miles. http://www.empireonline.com…

Is it My Awesome Mix Tape #6?

They were manufacturing the Walkman until 2010. Which is baffling.