Sorny always makes me laugh way too hard.

Too early for flapjacks?

I wouldn't be surprised if there's a Christian take on the game now. Christians always denounce unfamiliar culture, then promptly repurpose it for themselves.

"Check this out. You like eating pussy Larry?"

Hey, have you seen Conan's Alex Trebek has lost it bits? They're are pretty hilarious. http://teamcoco.com/video/i…

$14.2 million? That can't be right.

Boogie Nights

I thought the pilot was great. Too bad.

And when she became tired of your shtick,
She came over and began sucking my [rhyming isn't my strong suit].

Good. I didn't want to be forced to give my 8th grade spelling bee trophy back.

Wow, I'm a stickler for correct spelling and grammar and still posted that. I don't know what I was thinking. [Hangs head in shame].

Why don't you put that ax to use?

Get A Grip and Nine Lives have some pretty great songs. These ballad songs are terrible though.

I always like to use Jesus' words from Luke 19:27, "But as for these enemies of mine who did not want me to be king over them—bring them here and slaughter them in my presence."

P.T. Anderson and Quentin need to stagger their movie releases more effectively so I can actually attend a decent flick.

Well, shut my mouth. It's also illegal to put squirrels down your pants for the purposes of gambling.

That's definitely one of Bart's best laughs.

I also liked, "Man, you better shape up, you're my emergency contact!"

Taft was President and Chief Justice and yet I bet the American public still wouldn't go to a movie where he was a main character.

Anti-talent Paul Walker, as my friend refers to him.