Seconded for this exchange:

Seconded for this exchange:

Obviously it's the machinations of Star Whackers.

Obviously it's the machinations of Star Whackers.

Let me introduce you to this player: http://www.tumblr.com/tagge…

Let me introduce you to this player: http://www.tumblr.com/tagge…

The percentage of talc depends on who you buy it from and how much you're willing to spend.

The percentage of talc depends on who you buy it from and how much you're willing to spend.

I'm pretty sure that that high self-esteem was due to the insufflation of a certain white powder.

I'm pretty sure that that high self-esteem was due to the insufflation of a certain white powder.

Wow. I guess I can only add this: Maaaaybe… but you don't know Lisa, I mean, she's so smart they hooked her up to a big computer to try to teach her some things, but she had so much knowledge it overloaded and then it got really hot and caught on fire!

Wow. I guess I can only add this: Maaaaybe… but you don't know Lisa, I mean, she's so smart they hooked her up to a big computer to try to teach her some things, but she had so much knowledge it overloaded and then it got really hot and caught on fire!

There used to be a Dr. Pepper gum, with a liquid center. It was excellent.

There used to be a Dr. Pepper gum, with a liquid center. It was excellent.

@avclub-c156902f5b20b572848be18c11634dfb:disqus  Don't spend more time with family than necessary. Rush out and consume!

@avclub-c156902f5b20b572848be18c11634dfb:disqus  Don't spend more time with family than necessary. Rush out and consume!

Norm needs to be on television somewhere. So, I approve.

Norm needs to be on television somewhere. So, I approve.

Flagellated! For posting a picture of one of the worst sitcoms ever!

Flagellated! For posting a picture of one of the worst sitcoms ever!