Every Axl mention warrants reminding people of Conan's nickname for the new GNR: Fatty Magoo and the Guys Who Aren't Slash.

Every Axl mention warrants reminding people of Conan's nickname for the new GNR: Fatty Magoo and the Guys Who Aren't Slash.

Looks like those clowns in Congress did it again. What a bunch of clowns.

Looks like those clowns in Congress did it again. What a bunch of clowns.

You got the touch. You got the power!

You got the touch. You got the power!

Most Christians (maybe Jews too) don't realize Ecclesiastes contains the following verse:

Most Christians (maybe Jews too) don't realize Ecclesiastes contains the following verse:

If you meet someone who doesn't like Fred's Slacks, immediately punch them in the back of the head.

If you meet someone who doesn't like Fred's Slacks, immediately punch them in the back of the head.

Wee Baby Anselm's argument is irrefutable.

Wee Baby Anselm's argument is irrefutable.

That's right. I did the Iggy.

That's right. I did the Iggy.

Conan once referred to the new GNR as Fatty Magoo and the Guys Who Aren't Slash. I laughed pretty damn hard at that one.

Conan once referred to the new GNR as Fatty Magoo and the Guys Who Aren't Slash. I laughed pretty damn hard at that one.

Hired goons?

Hired goons?

"He writes a negative tip in, and then asks for cash back." That's gold, Jerry! Gold!

"He writes a negative tip in, and then asks for cash back." That's gold, Jerry! Gold!