You're not old. You're going to Iron Maiden, not Loggins and Messina in the park.

You're not old. You're going to Iron Maiden, not Loggins and Messina in the park.

This method would confirm large swaths of the US as terrorists.

Graphical burn! A nerd's greatest weapon.

Why is Jerry Stiller so awesome, while his son sucks so bad?

Why is Jerry Stiller so awesome, while his son sucks so bad?

You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.

You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.

I think I may love the Bronson voice guy more than any other minor character.

I think I may love the Bronson voice guy more than any other minor character.

I got "Tit Pad Slam GT."

I got "Tit Pad Slam GT."

I loved Seinfeld's reaction to that.

I loved Seinfeld's reaction to that.

I am from Colorado as well, and was thinking the same thing about Aurora. I think people assume Colorado is all white.

I am from Colorado as well, and was thinking the same thing about Aurora. I think people assume Colorado is all white.

That's because the joke has never happened. (Except his popularity).

That's because the joke has never happened. (Except his popularity).

I wouldn't shoot him. But I'd like to try a ten foot running jump punch to his face.

I wouldn't shoot him. But I'd like to try a ten foot running jump punch to his face.