What's odd is that Fred was the only one who made the "pew pew" gun sound.

Fred Willard's Willie Finds Fingers Far Funner Than Fornicating.

Fred Willard's Willie Finds Fingers Far Funner Than Fornicating.

It should be assumed that anyone wearing that tie may begin masturbating in public at any moment.

It should be assumed that anyone wearing that tie may begin masturbating in public at any moment.

What do you think Romney's favorite program is?

What do you think Romney's favorite program is?

I think it might be because I zinged Ellen Cleghorne. Maybe NBC stands by her SNL work?

I think it might be because I zinged Ellen Cleghorne. Maybe NBC stands by her SNL work?

It's not that hard being a film cricket.

It's not that hard being a film cricket.

Just listened to Deerhoof's video. [Keeps listening to anything but Deerhoof]

Just listened to Deerhoof's video. [Keeps listening to anything but Deerhoof]

I never know any of these bands. I'm not that old. [Keeps listening to Led Zeppelin]

I never know any of these bands. I'm not that old. [Keeps listening to Led Zeppelin]

You should check out my model of your imagined event: Bananarama-O-rama diorama.

You should check out my model of your imagined event: Bananarama-O-rama diorama.

Why don't they get Mariah Carey, Paula Abdul, and Courtney Love as judges. Now that I might think about maybe possibly watching. Plus, the cocktail of drugs would be off the charts.

Why don't they get Mariah Carey, Paula Abdul, and Courtney Love as judges. Now that I might think about maybe possibly watching. Plus, the cocktail of drugs would be off the charts.

That's what it looks like when an object exceeds the speed of sound.