Someone should bring them to the Pawn Stars. Might be worth something.

Someone should bring them to the Pawn Stars. Might be worth something.

I'm a discovered musical non-talent.

I'm a discovered musical non-talent.

Has he heard Rocks? Because that most definitely doesn't suck.

Has he heard Rocks? Because that most definitely doesn't suck.

"People still buy music," noted dickhead.

"People still buy music," noted dickhead.

Come on Make-A-Wish, make this happen!

Come on Make-A-Wish, make this happen!

Who wins that douche-off? Trick question. The entirety of humankind loses.

Did they watch soccer too?

Did they watch soccer too?

You know what's worse, a guy who calls coffee "fee."

You know what's worse, a guy who calls coffee "fee."

Egg!

Egg!

I believe meth is a more than capable conduit to such activities.

I believe meth is a more than capable conduit to such activities.

I doubt I will ever get tired of spoonerisms. Thanks for the laugh.