Exactly. He doesn't like girls.

Mark Twain.

You ain't seen nuthin' till you're down on a muffin. Oh yeah!

Dear Hollywood, please stop casting Johnny Depp in anything except the first Pirates of the Carribbean. Thanks. Oh yeah!

Hopefully it's Where the Boys Aren't 13. Oh yeah!

Exception: Dr. Christmas Jones in The World is Not Enough. No amount of sexy makes up for that "scientist."

I still haven't forgiven him for punching Church Lady in the face.

That's the one weakness in my avatar. Duffman is referred to as both Larry and Sid at different points. Then again, Duffman can never die. Only the actors who play him. Oh yeah!

It is. And you're winning. Are you ready to get Duffed?! Oh yeah!

So, where do we sign up to take turns punching? Oh yeah!

So, a round of applause. For this inanimate carbon rod!

Fantastic avatar, my friend. Oh yeah!

La Beef could easily transform into La Beef Curtains. Oh yeah!

That's a mug you don't want to chug. Oh yeah!

Cash Cab's Cache of Cash Crashes

You're right.

You mean that My Little Pony thing isn't a joke. Holy shit! I'm outta here!

I hope he turns into The Rock Obama.

"For I am the mayor of Albuquerque!"

It was a nice callback to the Jay Buhner line. Both of them kill me. I also love the fact that Frank has no hesitation about busting Steinbrenner's balls.