Playing hide and seek and baking cookies? That sounds like a great time. Much better than sitting around and watching TV. He may be a sociopath, but Cruise knows how to have fun!

Ideas for Lookwell eps: Lookwell gets a commercial gig, brings his students on this 'field trip' as extras. And then the extras start disappearing. Casting director unsuccessfully seduces them - 1st suspect - but he has an alibi…Lookwell digs deeper…

I went to an IHOP once and drank an ENTIRE glass of mixer. Ugh…

I love how Guillermo del Toro is like, "Sure, I'm currently busy with a multi-million dollar movie (I'm assuming) but fuck it, I'm taking a few days off, I'm gonna hang out with my Always Sunny pals, and do my thing as Pappy McPoyle!"

Why are you calling Pondy "Bill"? Also, minus the intricate plan, I've had a few days like this myself. Good times? No. Good memories? You bet your sweet ass.

When Dennis introduces his gang of uber-athletes and Charlie is confused, only Dennis and only Sunny could play it offhandedly yet totally believable.

Just when I thought this show couldn't get more better…

"Hello, my name is Mr. Burns. I believe you have a package for me."
"Okay, Mr. Burns. And what is your first name?"
"…I don't know."

The brilliance of Bowie is exhausting. I mean, he's an old man (69yo…heh) and he's still creating music nobody imagined. How 'bout it, Mick Jagger? And you, Paul McCartney?

It's creepy (yet hilarious) how much emphasis Nathan puts on having people sign his contracts.

First off: I'm a dude, yes, but I'm also a total feminist. And I don't mean to sound like a jerk, but anyone else notice how much the entire AV Club is obsessing over shows and movies not having enough strong female characters? I'm all for strong female characters (see Kill Bill), but not a single review do I read…

Big….HEAD!

One can only hope they'll finally solve the season 1 cliffhanger of figuring out which metric is most reliable for stamina.

This is the best devious episode, I think, what with the gang conspiring against each other and whatnot, since "Mac Banged Dennis' Mom.".

This is easily the worst list I've ever read. The reason Johnny's later albums worked was because he was in his twilight years, simple acoustic arrangements suited his voice, and he was Johnny fuckin' Cash. Lightning in a bottle. Neil Diamond tried it and it was a turd. You can't just give a musician a "treatment", ya…

I think many of Mac's problems could be solved by him just having a catch with someone he looks up to. Except the denial of his homosexuality. He's going to be in perpetual denial about that. But I mean, the guy just wants to have a catch!

I have, in this episode, never found Dee more attractive, more confident in my ability to crawl around the underbelly of a DC-10, and Mac's ability to provide fair and safe air passage and pitching ability.

Marah Eakin, you moron, of course any black & white video featuring a guy tossing a bucket of pig's blood at another guy is gonna be too "hippie dippy" but as a critic, Ms. Eakin, one must look past such obvious signifiers.

I'd be highly suspicious of any Terry Gilliam movie that didn't get initial lukewarm reviews.

I think Kanye's real handicap is his inability to live in a normal world. His rapping kinda sucks; he married a lady whose claim to fame is leaking a sex video, pretending to be ashamed about it, and then signing on for a reality show; he's an exhibitionist who pretends to not enjoy it; and he also like fish dicks.