Since i was conceived. You don't become a butler, you are born a butler.

Yes, as her butler i can attest that she does it for a lot of charities. She's a very giving woman.

I told you, that you had made a powerful enemy, Cappadocius(lowers hat and walks out of room)

I've found from working in customer service and shit that often the people that have money are also the cheapest. Like a dude would come in that had probably a million in the bank and would try to scam like 50 cent packets of jam, and they always try to get deals on records at the record shop i currently work at. Some…

Fuck I'm curious. Who?

He slept with the same 14 year old that Jimmy Page did but like the year before if i remember correctly

I remember listening to Meat Is Murder while cooking a steak. I chuckled to myself as i ate.

Pay off my debts then chill. And also buy a bunch of albums.

You did do well to beat Truman Hooker and his family tho

And his wife Wendy, brother Kyle, and kids Yura and Mike Jr.

We were looking for Hamster, sorry maybe you'll win the feud next week when you face off with the Hunt family.

I say this far to much in my life (Puts head down and walks away)

The appendix the bodies welfare queen. Does nothing and then throws a fit

The only fans of theres i've met were stoned out folks in high school and two guys i used to jam with. You can't fathom my level of hate for them until you've had to play Scar Tissue at least 5 times a night while asking can't we just work on our own songs and be told yes but we have to get this down first. Fuck i had…

This was my thought the one time i listened to a RHCP album. I did have one of there shirts in my youth but i got it for free and i thought it was funny to walk around school with a butthole on my chest.

I know what i do, Mr. VelJohnson. Do you?

You have made a very powerful enemy today mister Cappadocius

(Steps back into room slightly, glares at Cappadocius through monocle)

I did not. Where did you come from Xanderpuss./ But seriously how you doing? Hows the kids? You saving up for school?

Never, and you can burn in hell (Flips cape over shoulder and storms out)