No, no one ever needs to do that.

And how!

And I still don't know how to launder money!

I still own, and occasionally play, Steel Battalion. With its 3 foot wide cockpit simulator and foot pedals.

Misread that as "Jerky Boys." I don't think that would be much worse.

Good thing we'd never do anything in America to make women feel oppressed!

Wow…. the stars really are just like us!

"This reminds me of my money pit in Connecticut!"
"Oh, you own real estate?"
"No."

"I find your lack of alt-text disturbing," c'mon.

You came in that thing? You're braver than I thought.

Are we sure that's what really happened? We need some sort of Witness report.

Did anyone actually care about the Libertines the first time around? I only ever seemed to hear about them when Pete Doherty had drug problems (which, to be fair, was often).

Yeah, it's disappointing how short it is. Still! Some Morgan Freeman is better than no Morgan Freeman.

Can't do worse than 50 Cent.

Meanwhile, my Jesse Camp spec goes unsold.

And then the interview just kind of stops. I thought maybe there'd a bit more to it, but nope. Just Rick Astley, and then—oh, I see, very clever, Taylor….

Fresh from Seattle, here's rap sensation Doc-? with his hit summer jam, "Look At My Muscles!"

ITALICIZED CAPS! All riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight!

I wish I still had my old NES. Monster Party, Dr. Chaos, copies of Tengen's Tetris and Pac-Man….

Lillard looks like a guy I went to school with from grades K-12 so I find it really hard to watch anything that has him in it.