After Howard the Duck bombed I think Marvel is skittish about getting into the movie biz… :(

Signal hijacking makes oral sex feel great?

….lovely.

…tell me more…

the tumor's in your heeeeaaaaaa-ya-ya-ya-art

Sleep tight, everyone!

Or she's one of them.

Go for it! AV Club could always use a pitch for a new "For Our Consideration."

You might want to brace yourself for the sheer number of cat photos online.

He was late 90s/early 00s, so way before—that was pretty much the end of the character until Ennis took over.

Perhaps Peter Parker is the blueprint here: they'll bring back Wolverine and Sabertooth, but there's been some Freaky Friday thing going on and they're bodyswapped! Shenanigans ensue!

Awwww…. Beetley.

He's also one of the few where they managed to do something interesting with him by bringing him back, rather than just reset the status quo.

Buffy had a Kryptonian Healing Matrix?

The Wolverine: Tokyo Rifts

"Nobody who speaks German could be an evil man!"

Weapon X+, the cybernetic kill machine! Cloneverine! Logan, who wants to mentor and nurture instead of destroy!

Wolverine is a veritable cash cow and still one of their most well-known characters. So of course his death will be about as permanent as an X-Men costume change.

Southcenter Mall had 2 Gamestops for a couple of years, plus another just across the street by the Barnes & Noble. Now there's only one in the mall but the one by the bookstore is still there. Oversaturation must not be as much of a problem….

As one of those precious morons, my feelings have been hurt. I wish you'd included a spoiler warning for your tirade against spoiler warnings!