In my Sonic impression, I make great onion rings and milkshakes.

I've seen all those things, and the only thing in your comment that never fails to make me shudder and feel sick is "my waifu."

Amateur.

Believe it or not!

What, you think she'd rather be stealing nylon windbreakers from JCPenneys?

I've read a few things suggesting that Paramount not screening this for critics, or at least trying to limit the number of screenings.

Oh God my dreams are in pain

MY EMOTIONS

Today, I am become the lawn-yeller.

"Bumblebee's not my fuckin' car, man, he's my special robot friend!"

What's Reggie got to do with this?

"I Believe In A Thing Called Lunch" is pretty good if you like the Darkness.

But he has so many plates to set! Why, the lemoncakes alone take up two platters.

So for those who might know, what kind of jazz would the Bebop stuff (I'm thinking of Tank!, primarily) be classified as? What subgenre is that? I really enjoy that sort of sound compared to a lot of the other jazz I've heard.

Without my older brother I wouldn't know much about, or have an appreciation for, Prince. I was 4 when Purple Rain came out, but my brother was in his teens and he ate that shit up. I wasn't exposed to any of the music but just being aware of him as an entity made me more open to checking him out when I started…

Hollywood Squares star Jim J Bullock?

Yyyyyyyyyyyyyyeah I'm pretty sure that inside of six episodes this is going to be the LEAST egregious change to the show.

He's investigating an arson at the Sand Factory.

Jimmy the Cab Driver sure moved up in the world once he committed to those night school courses.

Can't wait for the dancing guy from Mighty Mighty Bosstones to get elected to Senate!