"Here's what the Wachowski's new TV series will be about"

Oh hi there, my new favorite gimmick poster.

It's like Community is the workhorse of sitcoms!

Quit givin' me the high hat!

The same people who looked at Joel Grey and said, "Yeah, he's Asian enough."

An Open Letter To The Netflix Exec In Charge Of Streaming:

Keep your porn preferences to yourself.

Thanks to all of you for this thread. These Conan jokes are the hardest i have laughed in weeks. You are beautiful people and I love you all.

BRING BACK DINO LOBO

Oh, like he needs to be coerced into that.

God, he sounds as bored as I am whenever someone tries to tell me how amazing Soul Coughing was.

"Oh, hey, Marshmallow."

This is the internet, what the fuck do we need patience for?

I see you, too, are confused by NuDisqus occasionally eating comments for a few minutes.

I can only imagine this as actually Prince saying it. Prince must have the best stories.

Just like real life!

So you're married to a nude Julianne Moore? ….awesome.

The drummer is off? Well, just let Murry beat him until he learns to keep time.

Here, try pronouncing this one:

"I'm okay!"