Honey Badger > Honey Boo-Boo

Yeah this might get my ten bucks.  I'd pay twenty if I got the chance to beat Franco myself.

If Dad is home, it's whatever local sports team is in season, followed by several hours of whatever trash he's DVR'd (American Restoration, Ice Road Truckers, Larry The Cable Guy's "Only In America") or some dumbass action movie.  Action movies can be filled with horrible acting, but so long as enough bad guys get…

She's Catholic, so no.

Thankfully no, she's perfectly normal in every other way. Just… loves Disney and constantly wants to vacation to Disneyland/World.

Well sure the animals die, but now they taste like Ethics!

And not as many fun songs.

…did you not?

Oh good, it's Visiting My Folks: The Series.

Try calling 911 first.

Oh sure, but when I slap the iPads out of their hands because I want to watch the goddamn movie, I'm the one who gets in trouble.

Oh good, something new for me to roll my eyes at when my best friend's Disney-obsessed wife starts talking about it.

I didn't immediately cream my jeans!  This can't be a real Van Gogh!

Clearly this blue blob is Fran Tarkenton.

"You don't know it.. but you are full of stars…"

Spoiler: He was shot by Sirhan Sirhan.

gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah

Fools! The AV Club is full of sexy people, having sexy sex.  We need a new club, for us lonely hearts who like to laugh, yet are never having the sex.

@avclub-e2e5a2b50da03a9ddf60898ebb20ebf4:disqus Hey! You don't make films.

You and me both! We can start a club.