It Gets Better… If You Try Some Meth

As a matter of fact, you do. Although the one time I did they told me to call 911, which confused 13-year-old me because a stolen bike is not an emergency.  Then I realized they just didn't want to put effort into a case that wasn't going to get solved.

Wow, when Harry Knowles signs a letter saying you're problematic, you've really hit the depth of humanity.

Yeah, okay. You win this round, The Dan.

Get him hammered enough at the after party and he'll even re-enact the scene in which Walt runs people down in the Aztek.

I'm pretty sure Zach knows how to snatch.

We can't have that til Marvel gets the rights to Dr. Doom back.

I'm sure the movie will be great but I'm worried it's going to get squished.  I doubt there was ever a chance of it pulling in $300 million in box office, and having it up against Superbats pretty much guarantees it's going to suffer.

They could go all meta and decide to track down and kill Bret Easton Ellis.  Which sounds completely gonzo but also seems like it might work.  Call me, FX!

Dicks… with their names and job titles tattooed on.

"Come To The UK, Where Every Name Is An Unpleasant Euphemism"

This is my favorite Vince Gill release in two decades.

….I thought that was Buzzfeed.

@flagonthemoon:disqus You don't really like flags; you just wonder how did they get there.

I also remember watching the Arsenio Hall Show, where his band played the song as somebody's entrance music and tried to do the same thing.

Guys, guys.  I love the enthusiasm for the laser holes, trust me, but you can't go into the Olympics with big-ass laser holes in your Olympic Stadium. That's just not done.

Well he'd better Gett Off his butt and toss his Raspberry Beret into the ring.

That's military chest thumping for you.

Why not actually get Prince to do this role? It's the part he was born to play!

Presumably you'd be able to close the window before they understood what they were seeing. On first glance itjust looks like knees, not a butt.  Its not like I linked to the new Miley video or something.