I try, but they don't like it.

Moe is their leader!

Alpha was obviously… is there a character in the Bible with an annoying grating voice that you just wanna fucking kill repeatedly?

He did a Reddit AMA… the kind you find in the Music sub-board.  A Reddit AMA, and when it was over he wouldn't answer any more.

Today, internet detectives finally uncovered the story of Liz Wallingford, to whom the final episode of "Betty White's 'Off Their Rockers!'" was dedicated.  Wallingford, a 47-year-old mother of three, was recently diagnosed with IBS.  It was revealed that White, showrunner Tim Gibbons, and actors Michael Yama and…

I think it might work better the other way around with those two, but I really wouldn't mind either way.

Disney's The Looper

Guy Hard

We already know she has a bat-cave.

Okay that's it, heading over to Kickstarter to make this happen.

I would, no joke, love that movie.

Zach Snyder has announced an exciting new direction for Batman today, as Stephen Fry has agreed to play the role of the Caped Crusader.

He convinced the kid he was Kevin Costner, and had sex with him. And it worked because Odenkirk believed it!

Well that escalated quickly.

And now they're all dead. You guys play rough.

Might be quicker to just read a few Punisher comics and watch Remo Williams: The Adventure Continues.

I, also, have boxcar children I have not thought of in years.

Well, those of us, not those of me, I'm not a goddamned freak like those guys with their Erection Sets.

It's for those of us who masturbated to copies of "Popular Mechanics" in high school instead of Playboy.

When else is a kid supposed to learn about Russkies?  By the time you hit high school, it may already be too late!