Not since she started campaigning for Sarah Palin we don't.

It's called "Contra" because if you load it into your PS3 or Xbox and press up, up, down, down, left, right, left, right, B, A, Select, Start, the album stops being so goddamned annoying.

More depressing than Jersey Shore? Your thought experiment just blew my mind.

Jersey Shore XXV was the best, especially at the end when Scott Norwood missed that field goal.

"My name is Ash"
"And I am a slave"

I've only seen the bit where him and Alton Brown make a smoothie using liquid nitrogen, and I have to admit it was pretty amazing.

That's why Leno doesn't like being home by midnight; because that's when The Ghost of Bill Hicks shows up to haunt the living shit out of him.

In related news, The Roots just signed a sponsorship deal with No-Doze.

Hey Leno:
Is there something you could add to this that would make us all hate you even more?

JVS, they probably would have tipped you extra for that.

@JMO:

I know you're just teasing me Captain Giggles, but if you could actually make the 2nd option happen, and bring Alton Brown along, it's on.

@JMO:

I'm with you, Banmar. I haven't been able to watch Iron Chef America for a week now since they pulled Food Network, and the Knicks continue to suck year in and year out.

I love how comcast calls it "TV Everywhere", when it's really going to lead to TV Nowhere.

Me three. Also, you will enjoy this:

"That Greedo shoot-first shit don't fly here"

I know, this dick move on WB's part removes any lingering traces of guilt I may have felt.

I WILL NOT WAIT 28 DAYS LATER TO WATCH 28 DAYS LATER.

"morlock to eloi ratio" is an awesome phrase. Tip of the hat to you, Blinky!