BUT WHY DID YOU BUY IT 3.1 MILLION TIMES?

Depp gets eaten by Brando, who is then eaten by the mother in "What's Eating Gilbert Grape", who is then eaten by Orson Wells from the first Transformers movie.

Dune is fucking amazing. It's the only good thing Sting has done post "Ghost In The Machine", and possibly the only good thing Toto has done ever. Yes, it's bat-shit crazy and it comes across as a nine hour film condensed into a two hour film without cutting anything, but that's kind of the point.

Wow, turns out Santa saved the best present for after Christmas, when my hangover was gone.

So the revolution WILL be televised
But because it's the World Cup, none of us in this country will give a shit.

I'd get both "Nighthawks at the Diner" and "Rain Dogs" at the same time and listen to them both. See which one you like more.

"Troubled outfielder"?
Straw was on The Simpsons! Free pass for life.

I take it you are a pitcher for a major league baseball team?

Ben Shepard's getting paid
So I'm ok with this.

I've tried Protecting Veil and Lamentations & Praises. I'm a big fan of Steve Reich, Arvo Part, and Einojuhani Rautavaara, in terms of other living composers, if that helps.

Thanks, Noel
It's hard to think of a band whose music has meant more to me over the past five years than The Clientele. After taking a week and change vacation from the internet, this was a treat to come back home to.

Scotty from monopoly ranking higher than Toto?
Oh fuck you American Kennel Club, you did that just to angry up my blood. This makes The AV Club leaving The Flaming Lips off of the Best of The Decade lists look like a steaming pile of dog shit. Fuck you and your filthy, disease-ridden dogs.

That's because it would have been a massive pain to kill the same boss one billion times before you could proceed.

Yeah, in terms of street cred, it's

My bad, Arsenio.

It's like "The Land Before Time" for dipshits.

or "$100 in small bills on top of the dresser".

They did. Highlander 3 wisely pretended Highlander 2 never existed.

Hurry up Kim Gordon, I have shit to do here.
In the early '00's I was a technician for a theater company that got to travel to Europe and Asia every summer and play some festivals. We'd usually only do one or two a year, so it wasn't quite Kyle's "If it's Tuesday, this must be Munich" experience, but it was pretty…

In terms of Steve's "catalyst" theory, I'm down with that. I saw My Bloody Valentine open for Dinosaur Jr. in 1991 when I was 15. It either saved or ruined my life, only time will tell which one.