And just like that
. . . I've now got an idea for the best production of West Side Story EVER.

@Thelonious Monkey:

Also, to agree with Thelonious Monkey, I am 100% for the ethical treatment of animals (as much as an omnivore can be), but PETA needs to either change it's tactics or shut the fuck up.

Holy Shit! Jeff Dunham! I did not recognize you without your hand up some pimp puppet's ass.

Why do you say the CSA is more expensive and not sustainable?

Sy: Honest, non-snarky question:

Same here.

Fine, I'll say it
Nova Science Now.

I got you. ALLEZ CUISINE!

I love it
when you call me Paul Barman

It's just the excess estogen making her brain all stupid. Once she pumps the kid out, she'll be fine.

Well, apparently his character has some kind of speech impediment. So there's that.

Of course you couldn't meet him
He's the black S1m0ne, bitch.

Laugh it up, you know American Gladiators is going after that bad ass soccer chick.

You're right. I'm sorry.

"I saw online that Steven said that he was going to leave the band."
Please tell me that Steven Tyler left the band via a status update on Facebook. That would be kind of awesome.

I raked leaves, hung pictures, ate a lot of free food at a gallery opening, and it finally sunk in that my boss, who I hate with a passion, really did quit and I never have to deal with her again. So it was pretty sweet.

Monkey hustle, man on fire
Later for the date than the Hadron Collider

Will Yesterday's New Quintet remix the shit out of Sun Ra again? I hope so.

"Not fucking cool, Starbucks" is redundant.