Wait
Why is this coming out NOW?

A recall of copies that have been sold?
Activsion, you'll get your copy of this game back when you pry it from MY COLD DEAD HANDS.

Pras already wrote a book called "Ghetto Superstar". It was based on his hit song, "Ghetto Superstar".

I'm hoping he finally tells us what the other 4,079 industry rules are.

OK haters, but riddle me this:
How do we know this is not an accurate representation of what the album sounds like?

We cool.

3 words:
1. Nick
2. Fucking
3. Offerman

a sense of accomplishment?
Man, I feel that after EVERY comment. Even this one.

I'm with you on that, Billy.

@OhNoNotAgain :

I also enjoy commenting on articles about Slayer and A-Rod.

HE'S NOT ALLOWED TO ORDER PIZZA, OK? His sister told me that.

This didn't kill your buzz already? What are you, some kind of unkillable fucking zombie?

M.C. Hammer and cash4gold.com!

Really, they can't find the FF button?
It's above the SMB button, next to the LoZ button.

Sorry to shatter your stereotypes and BLOW YOUR FUCKING MIND, MAN, but in my High School, all the cool bad-ass girls were totally into Slayer. And boys who liked Slayer. So maybe if you loosened up a bit and ROCKED THE FUCK OUT you wouldn't be sitting alone ina room typing the phrase "sausage fest" on the internet at…

Limburger

Pasiphae

Or in A-Rod's case, a good gelding.

Goddamnit, Phillies
Why aren't you playing the theme from "Mr. Ed" every time A-Rod comes up to bat? I hate you even more now, which I did not think was possible.