I know this confirms the fact that I have an infantile sense of humor, but Gon's fart attack was the best thing ever.

Is Gon in this one?

Avalon
One of the most underrated films ever.

Yeah, it's amazing how fast they've developed his character from a total douche to this sad little man with a heart of gold who I am now totally rooting for.

Outlaw Vern wrote a really beautiful, really moving review of it:

I think Fats Pinto wins it.

Really? Man, I watched this movie for free in college! I'm such a sucker.

Both are using malware to spy on me all the time.

Cue sound of crickets?
So that's what he's got in his mouth that makes him sound like that.

@sliouaek

Next time you're in town, stick around for the midnight show. It turns out, those legs DO go all the way up.

I'm a Mets fan. No irony in that comment, just a deep-fueled burning hatred of both teams. I'm rooting for beanballs and snipers.

Of course there's no god. Have you seen who made it to the World Series?

Really? I thought it was spooled phree reyne. THAT'S UNPOSSIBLE.

Guess Who's Coming To Dinner? SIDNEY FUCKING POITIER.

Up, Motherfucker

Well, I guess I have to say it.
Mr. Modell, I'm right there with you. My love of that album knows no bounds. I guess that goes without saying.

Even a badass has to have a soft side. You know, for the ladies.

Step off, Weather Channel haters
Jim Cantore is the most bad ass motherfucker on basic cable.

Perhaps I am too low-brow. . .
. . . but I can't stop laughing at that album art.